Woody B Fly (hortoneatsawho) wrote in vladimirapony,
Woody B Fly
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Don't hate me.

Yeah, so, while reading all the dte strips, I realized something like this would give me gratification my life. Only Zole already did it. However, unscathed by that realization, I made a few dte strips of my own. After doing this, I further questioned: What's the point of this if there is nobody to read them? Then I remembered the community thing (actually I'm lying, I had it in mind all along). But then I decided it would be really obnoxious to impose on Zole's style like that. Only afterwards I got fuckin blazed and decided to come back down here and post them anyways.
Let me know what you think! Let out aaaaalllllll the criticism.

Death To The Extremist: Proposed Comic I

1: Will you help me run my errands?
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2: Do I have a choice?
1: Let's ask my Tazer.

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1: Ok, number 1: Acquire bank loan.
2: You take out the guard and cameras while I blow open and raid the vault.

1: These sandals aren't good for running.
2: You can get new ones once we get to Venezuela.

2: You can get a good deal there. Quality and just half the price of Payless pairs.
1: Alliteration! I called it!

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1: How will I install my vinyl siding if I am in Venezuela?
2: Fuck me, I forgot to go for my morning jog!

Death To The Extremist: Proposed Comic II

1: That looks painful.
2: Care to try?

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1: Yes.
2: Too bad.

Death To The Extremist: Proposed Comic III

1: Do you happen to know what the weather will be like tomorrow?
2: It will be raining ash.

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2: Sweet, sweet ash.

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1: Ok. Hold this. (*leaves*)
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2: My arm is getting tired.

2: Wait...

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2: I don't have arms.

Death To The Extremist: Proposed Comic IV

1: And that is why you are a slave to your petty materialism.
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2: You condescending mofo.
1: Yeah, well, you should have ordered the fish. Like me.

1: Then we wouldn't even be in this situation. We'd be...over there.
2: What, off that cliff?

1: ...is that what that is?
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1: Dammit, the fish is wearing off.
2: Yeah, well, you should've ordered the bushel of carrots. Like me.

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1: Give me back my glasses!
2: No.
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